Posts Tagged 'ice'

All in the best possible taste

The picture below is a little montage of a funny moment I had yesterday

It’s been very, very cold here in the UK lately, and it dawned on me the other day that I hadn’t turned my outside tap off from the inside.

So, that evening when I got home from work, I popped into the back garden, carefully turned it on outside and went inside and turned the inside tap to make it go off. This was to make sure the pipe wouldn’t crack if the residue water inside it froze. I checked briefly to make sure the water had stopped running and thought no more of it until this morning when I spotted a rather amusing ice formation under the tap spout.

The Ice dildo

I know it’s a little naughty, but I’m sure you’ll agree it’s just a tad dildo-esque! The water from the tap must have frozen kind of instantaneously I think. I also think there had been one or two slow drips adding to it very gradually over the next couple of days.

Impressive no?!

Sadly, today the temperature has risen a bit and my ice dildo is no more.

Brrrrr!

Honestly – you don’t post for a couple of weeks then WordPress go and change the dashboard AGAIN! lol.

I am still here I promise, I just seem to have been caught up in a frenzy of either doing music for drama or fiddling with photos (for me).

To amuse, here’s a frozen puddle in which I spotted the face of a cartoon bear. Please tell me you can see it too so I know I’m not totally bonkers. 😉

It's a miracle!